Everyone's favourite musical nutjob* has finally lost all leave of his senses. In a, frankly crazy and impossible, attempt to completely control all aspects of his image on the web, Prince has started to threaten people. Not threaten them personally, himself, mind you, lawyers are his alternative to knuckle-dusters. This of course makes sense when you bear in mind that Prince is only 6 inches tall and therefore probably has a penis that is less than 1cm in length.
Apparently, the music (his words, not mine) that he felt complelled to give away on the front of magazines and dubious newpapers, is too good for these "internet freaks" to post on their websites. Indeed anyone who even dares make a mockery of this Sebastien Chabal look-alike (see picture - it's uncanny) is threatened to be sued.
So, everyone, I call for December 1st of every year to be known as "Prince is a cunt" day, and everyone posts photoshopped images and pirated versions of his music on as many websites as possible. He can't threaten everyone with lawyers.
* This of couse excludes the wonderful Brian Wilson. Not only does he have the excuse of being out of his mind on the finest drugs known to man, but anyone who believes there is a need for a 24-hour kazoo shop... Well, words cannot descrive my admiration.
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